RyaN's definitions

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 6, 2004

yummies

Any type of sex.

Man I could sure go for some yummies right now.

by Ryan August 26, 2003

spawn

To reproduce and participate in sexual activities. Also just a really cool way to say 'Have Sex'

Well sir, I spawned with your daughter last night

by Ryan April 4, 2005

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004

EXMPHD

refer to mr roves medical study of sambucca bottles

"today i got my PHD in Sambucca bottle studies! Im a EXMPHD!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

sacktapping

touching one's genitals. can be used in various circumstances, e.g. sacktapper, sackmacker, sackslapper, et cetera. often used to insult one or to denote someone as a good friend.

didn't you, you sackTAPPER?

by Ryan September 22, 2003

beans over frank

when your penis is under your balls

hey dudes check out my beans over frank

by ryan April 29, 2004