Definitions by Russellsroughneck

bear bite 

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.

Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite

bear bite by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022

BTO 

Abbreviation for "Bachman-Turner Overdrive", a rock band from the 70s, probably most famous for the song "Takin' Care of Business"

I went to a BTO concert in 1975, it was the best show I've ever been to

BTO by Russellsroughneck January 8, 2022

Tali 

Military shorthand for "Taliban", the terrorist group that ran Afghanistan from 1996-2001, got chased out by the American military, only to come back 20 years later and take it over again.

When I was in Afghanistan, we got in a firefight with about 25 Tali, I'm not sure how we got out of there alive, but we did.

Tali by Russellsroughneck November 4, 2021

Stunbrave 

Combination of "stunning" and "brave". Used ironically and/or sarcastically by conservatives (or anyone who despises wokeness) to mock liberals who would call some celebrity, for example, "stunning and brave" for openly taking a liberal political position on something.

Liberal: Did you hear Ellen Page came out as trans, he's so stunning and brave!
Conservative: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, so stunbrave. Whoop dee doo.

Stunbrave by Russellsroughneck November 4, 2021

K-dub 

Shorthand for Kenworth (whose abbreviation is KW), a brand of semi-truck/big rig

Jim bought himself a brand new K-dub the other day to replace his old truck.

K-dub by Russellsroughneck October 11, 2021

Eighteen wheeler 

Southern slang for a tractor-trailer truck. Also called a semi-truck

That eighteen wheeler was doing at least 90 down the interstate

Eighteen wheeler by Russellsroughneck October 1, 2021

Neon hair 

The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"

Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!

Neon hair by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021