Definitions by Russell H
Facebook Gangster
A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.
Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?
Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.
Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?
Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.
Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?
Facebook Gangster by Russell H February 21, 2011
Toilet Hickey
Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
Toilet Hickey by Russell H October 3, 2009
amnestease
From "amnesty" and "tease". What American politicians do for the following reasons:
1) To convince illegal aliens that they "feel their pain", regardless of whether amnesty legislation has a chance of passing or not, in an attempt to gain long-term political support for their party.
2) When politicians claim that amnesty legislation really isn't amnesty legislation in an attempt to dupe the rather gullible American public.
1) To convince illegal aliens that they "feel their pain", regardless of whether amnesty legislation has a chance of passing or not, in an attempt to gain long-term political support for their party.
2) When politicians claim that amnesty legislation really isn't amnesty legislation in an attempt to dupe the rather gullible American public.
"Hey, Vato, did chew hear that Congress is workeen on another amnesty bill? I hope it ain't another amnestease, bro."
amnestease by Russell H December 27, 2008
Register Clot
A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.
(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".
Register Clot by Russell H December 26, 2008
Joe Pesci'd
To get "Fucked at the drivethrough" (from the movie Lethal Weapon). A social fact that the number of times your fast food order will be screwed up is directly proportional to your frequency of using the drive through window. Why? Because they know you'll be several miles away before you notice the mistake, and by then it'll be too much of a hassle to turn around and go back".
Driver: "Dude, can you pass me my double cheeseburger?"
Passenger: "Your what? Oh man, they gave you a ceasar's salad..."
Driver: "DAMN! I'VE BEEN JOE PESCI'D!!"
Passenger: "Your what? Oh man, they gave you a ceasar's salad..."
Driver: "DAMN! I'VE BEEN JOE PESCI'D!!"
Joe Pesci'd by Russell H November 26, 2007
toilet gamer
A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.
Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!
toilet gamer by Russell H July 11, 2007
AbercromBitch
Any self-absorbed teenage (or wanna-be teenage) self-annointed princess who can't leave the house unless she's plastered with designer clothes labels.
Boy: "Man, did you hear about those dolphin massacres in Japan? How messed up."
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison. Can you believe she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison. Can you believe she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."
AbercromBitch by Russell H May 24, 2007