scioness

The female counterpart to a scion. A female descendant or child of a wealthy, aristocratic, or influential family. An heiress to a financial empire.

Sporting a diamond-encrusted Tiara, Miss Erica Rose, unabashed debutante and scioness of the Franklin-Cindi empire, is the most promisingly treacherous of contestants vying to star on this year's Roman rehash of "The Bachelor", which shall showcase 25 ambitious young thangs dueling to wed the Prince Lorenzo Borcheezy, who it is reputed holds a number of lapsed ducal titles to small tracts of property in the Southern United States, among them the little fleabite of a (or flea-bitten) town of Collyel, Louisiana in Livingston Parish.

by Russell Clark December 06, 2006

Dimbulbia

The mythical land from which all dim bulbs secretly originate.

Deep in the heart of Dimbulbia, thought of mind spreads much slower than word of mouth.

by Russell Clark October 30, 2003

chunky dunking

Skinny dipping for the corpulent. Fat-assed exhibitionism.

That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!

by Russell Clark May 30, 2006

skelatrix

A feminine version of Skeletor of He Man/Masters of the Universe cartoon fame. Any skinny and unattractive or scarecrow-like white female. An SWF survivor of crack or crystal meth addiction.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Skelatrix . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"

by Russell Clark December 06, 2006

Forward AWOL Recovery Team

The Forward AWOL Recovery Team, or FART is small body of soldiers, usually including the AWOL soldier's squad leader and several members of the AWOL soldier's own platoon that is informally composed by the Platoon Sergeant and/or Platoon Leader for "executing AWOL recovery procedures." Intelligence as to the nearby whereabouts of the AWOL soldier must be considered reliable and the FART must be fielded and report back to duty before the team members are noticed missing by the Company Commander (CC), unless the CC is complicit and can provide a plausible cover story to the Battalion Commander (BC) to buy time for the FART's operations.

Internal military memos issued by National Guard two star generals and above have made clear that commanders at all levels are to be held accountable for controlling manageable losses, which certainly suggests to lower level commanders a real need for the Forward AWOL Recovery Team (FART). According to these memos, "commanders must retain at least 85 percent of soldiers who are scheduled to end their active duty and 90 percent of soldiers scheduled to ship for Initial Entry Training, and execute the AWOL recovery procedures for every AWOL soldier." It is largely for this reason that the practice by lower level commanders of aggressively and secretly issuing FART's is likely to continue.

by Russell Clark January 13, 2007

recycling of endearments

A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.

Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.

by Russell Clark December 06, 2006

Dimbulbian

An inhabitant or native of Dimbulbia.

In the land of Dimbulbia, intellectual illumination is ever in short supply.

by Russell Clark November 02, 2003