Russell Clark's definitions

chaw

An embarrassing lie from which one cannot extricate oneself.

He was caught in a chaw once they confronted him with the person whom he said started the rumor.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

unbefugly

Unbelievably fucking ugly

He was too drunk to realize she was unbefugly

by Russell Clark April 21, 2003

openlid

Describing a student with more college hours than typically required for graduation but who remains ineligible for a degree.

Yo, that mug been to 'bout eight different universities in the past 10 years though he still openlid!

by Russell Clark May 21, 2003

frup

Contraction of "fruit rollup". A yoga-like position in which one commits auto-fellatio.

He became a paraplegic after unsuccessfully attempting a frup.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

chunky dunking

Skinny dipping for the corpulent. Fat-assed exhibitionism.

That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!

by Russell Clark May 30, 2006

Dimbulbia

The mythical land from which all dim bulbs secretly originate.

Deep in the heart of Dimbulbia, thought of mind spreads much slower than word of mouth.

by Russell Clark October 30, 2003

multiple gerb

a sheet of paper, chewed into tiny sections, covered with spit and shaped into a ball, which when thrown forcefully against a flat surface such as a teacher's blackboard completely covers the surface with myriad tiny saliva-drenched paper pieces.

When Brother Martin stepped out of the catechism classroom to take a call, which he did every class period, Ricky spit out onto his hand the multiple gerb he had been nursing and hurled it against the big dry erase board. The tiny spittle covered pieces instantly splattered across the board and around its edges. The splatter of white against white wasn't noticed until having dried thoroughly over the weekend.

by Russell Clark November 25, 2006