8 definitions by Russ W.

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

asstrax

What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.

Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

spazdick

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

by Russ W. August 30, 2007

embarrassex

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking with an unappealing stranger in your bed which you will definatelty NOT tell your friends about.

I had to leave town because of last night's embarrassex.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

Ewrecktion

When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.

I was hard & ready to go, but I knew I'd gone too far when she gave me an ewrecktion.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

tit pit

the area underneath severly sagging breasts that smells like an armpit.

My God, woman, you really need to wash those tit pits.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

manicunt

1. Pubic grooming

2. A modified mannequin used as a sex toy.

1. She went to Jose Eber to treat herself to a manicunt.

2. All week he looks forward to Saturday night when he breaks out the vaseline and his manicunt.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007