kondor why roll one joint when you can roll two. it only takes a little more effort for twice the pleasure.
by Rummage kerfuffle July 27, 2006

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.
The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019

simultanenous synchronised texting
when you send or sending a text to someone who is txting you back at the same time. therefore both parties have synxt
by Rummage kerfuffle August 01, 2006

The need to be inebriated.
The desire to go out and get drunk in order to momentarily forget your troubles, worries or issues.
The desire to go out and get drunk in order to momentarily forget your troubles, worries or issues.
John "Man i got dumped again last nite".
Ian "Ok Needbriation is the answer"
John "Excellent advice my friend".
Ian "Ok Needbriation is the answer"
John "Excellent advice my friend".
by Rummage kerfuffle July 14, 2007

by Rummage kerfuffle July 29, 2006

Jane " that Robbie is such a klutz"
Chrissy " He cut himself whilst slicing a beigal again didn't he"
Chrissy " He cut himself whilst slicing a beigal again didn't he"
by Rummage kerfuffle October 21, 2007

"what you up to"
"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"
"Man your uber tasking"
"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"
"Man your uber tasking"
by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009
