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Definitions by Rummage kerfuffle

Ghetto Trifle

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.
The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.
Ghetto Trifle by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019

Uber tasking 

"what you up to"

"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"

"Man your uber tasking"
Uber tasking by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009
A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.
"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".

"Dude you need a Lardium"
lardium by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007
someone who cuts themselves whilst slicing a beigal
Jane " that Robbie is such a klutz"
Chrissy " He cut himself whilst slicing a beigal again didn't he"
klutz by Rummage kerfuffle October 21, 2007

needbriation 

The need to be inebriated.
The desire to go out and get drunk in order to momentarily forget your troubles, worries or issues.
John "Man i got dumped again last nite".
Ian "Ok Needbriation is the answer"
John "Excellent advice my friend".
simultanenous synchronised texting
when you send or sending a text to someone who is txting you back at the same time. therefore both parties have synxt
synxt by Rummage kerfuffle August 1, 2006
more precise than exactly
person 1 spurs are shit
person 2 zaklee
zaklee by Rummage kerfuffle July 29, 2006