A socially awkward, typically college aged male who doesn't fit into a particular peer group, except with other zools.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
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A Bucks County, Pennsylvania mom, typically from Doylestown or Buckingham. She has smart, special kids who are also athletes. She is usually blonde, and most likely has had some cosmetic work done. She has used a personal trainer in the past, but her hectic schedule doesn't allow time for it now.
A Bucks County, Pennsylvania mom, typically from Doylestown or Buckingham. She has smart, special kids who are also athletes. She is usually blonde, and most likely has had some cosmetic work done. She has used a personal trainer in the past, but her hectic schedule doesn't allow time for it now.
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