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Rudy Hobbes Calvin's definitions

Googe googe

Music that is for guys with an extra "Y" chromosome, that makes shitty gyms into monster factories just by playing it loud. Think Motorhead, Metallica, Helmet, Sepultura. Good for the car ride to a 5K or UFC walk out music. Hijacked by the likes of Limp Bizkit, Fuel, Incubus and other try hard poseurs.
"I had to quit Planet Fitness. Not enough "googe googe". Couldn't even break a sweat."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin June 12, 2021
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Buxie

Buxie:

A Bucks County, Pennsylvania mom, typically from Doylestown or Buckingham. She has smart, special kids who are also athletes. She is usually blonde, and most likely has had some cosmetic work done. She has used a personal trainer in the past, but her hectic schedule doesn't allow time for it now.
"Some Buxie scowled at me when I took my mask off right before I walked out of Starbuck's"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
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Zool

A socially awkward, typically college aged male who doesn't fit into a particular peer group, except with other zools.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 19, 2021
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Rink Ronk

An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".
"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021
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uncool

A condemnation of a dick move or other mild to moderate atrocity. Used as an adjective.
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 29, 2021
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Foxynot

An ugly creature that some fool thinks is cute.
"Did you see Schimmel's new baby? Sooo cute!"

"Dude. Foxynot!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin June 11, 2021
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deef

To wreck, to destroy property. More than likely intentional, but sometimes as collateral damage.
"I leave for the weekend, and you just totally deefed my room? Uncool!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021
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