Definitions by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude
Pulling Mussels
They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling Mussels by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020
Ok I apologize
I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.
I’m trying to make a comeback..
I’m trying to make a comeback..
Ok I apologize by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020
People these days are absolutely nuts
I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
People these days are absolutely nuts by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god
Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD.
I’m talking to the Jews of UD.
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god
So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?
So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
ISTP
I am an INTJ and I find relationships with the ISTP to be quite suspicious and baffling most the time. They always seem to tag along with you. They also feel intimidating and worthy of attacking just for the sake of it. They follow you around and you don’t know whether it’s a good or bad thing. They are very intimidating and come on a little too strong. I am a private person, so I find it to be irritating if someone invades my private spaces...
ISTPs come across as predatory humans that are out to take advantage of the situation.
I have to be careful and cautious around some of them. I always fear they are feeding off me and out to get me(sucking my blood🩸) , don’t want to support a random person I’m not quite familiar with.
They only talk to you when they need something. My dad is this personality type, and he did not give a crap about anyone but himself. Unhealthy ISTPs are prone to selfishness.
I have to be careful and cautious around some of them. I always fear they are feeding off me and out to get me(sucking my blood🩸) , don’t want to support a random person I’m not quite familiar with.
They only talk to you when they need something. My dad is this personality type, and he did not give a crap about anyone but himself. Unhealthy ISTPs are prone to selfishness.
ISTP by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
Mr. Nobody
The scapegoat for teachers when their students fail to admit who did what was bad in the classroom. The Teachers sarcastically say it must have been “Mr. Nobody.”
Dark Sarcastic Teacher: Who wrote this vile message on the chalkboard?I guess Mr. Nobody did it, huh? Mr. Nobody did it....
Mr. Nobody by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
People are the worst
People are the worst by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020