Mr. Nobody

The scapegoat for teachers when their students fail to admit who did what was bad in the classroom. The Teachers sarcastically say it must have been “Mr. Nobody.”
Dark Sarcastic Teacher: Who wrote this vile message on the chalkboard?I guess Mr. Nobody did it, huh? Mr. Nobody did it....
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Zol

A Slavic word meaning Evil, mean, wicked, malevolence, bad-spirited.

In many of the languages the Z is pronounced like a J as in English.
that Bogdan over there sure is zol.
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Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
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In the Year 2525

Brain transplantation into other cloned bodies will be imminent. Humans will be able to live for several hundreds of years.

Spawned in a secret laboratory ruled by the government; this hidden technology which will be held private against the mindless herd public. sheeple

No trespassing please. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Amen.
The rules still apply In the Year 2525. See how the lies and deceit can delude for power. Ruled by a secret totalitarian government. ;)
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INTP

INTPs think that they are smart but they are not smart (clever) enough to realize that their whole reality is a cleverly crafted predetermined ultramatrix by an INTJ superhuman Mastermind in a fake, doll-house, civilized world. Bwahahahaha.
INTPs, yes that’s what I said.^ Now, think about that one.
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I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
People these days are absolutely nuts
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The Best of Me

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

Here we lay again
On two separate beds
Riding phone lines
To hear that familiar voice
And pictures brought from memory
We reflect on miscomunication
And misunderstandings
And missing each other two
Much too without you, let go
We turn our music down
And we whisper
Say what your thinking right now
Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

Jumping to conclusions
Made me fall away from you
I'm so glad that the truth
Has brought back together me and you

We're sitting on the ground
And we whisper
Say what your thinking outloud

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

We turn our music down
And we whisper
We're sitting on the ground
And we whisper
We turn our music down
We're sitting on the ground
And next time I'm in town
We will kiss girl
We will kiss girl

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't
Feeling that we can't
We're not ready to give up

We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up
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