Definitions by Ruckus Rawson

Alabama Burnout 

When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.

She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.

Alabama Burnout by Ruckus Rawson October 23, 2023

Seat Pickle 

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

Seat Pickle by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

Humble Honkeypie 

An act where you cum into a rebel flag, wrap it around Tannerite, then detonate it, for the South has fallen.

She was bad but she was kinda racist, I had to give her that Humble Honkeypie to teach her a lesson.

Humble Honkeypie by Ruckus Rawson August 16, 2023

Honkeypie 

An act where you cum on your partners chest and give them a Rebel Flag to clean it up.

My cousin was so bad I just had to give her the ‘ol Honkeypie!

Honkeypie by Ruckus Rawson August 16, 2023

Roamguave 

Another term for “language”, mainly used by people with autocorrect systems that don’t work.

“I should learn another Roamguave”

Roamguave by Ruckus Rawson September 12, 2022

Shit Jousting 

When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.

My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!

Shit Jousting by Ruckus Rawson July 8, 2022