Definitions by Ruben Mothballs

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

Condom by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Puter Impotent 

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

Puter Impotent by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

lope 

Acronym for Limp Old Penis Erection. In other words, meaning when you see a beautiful woman and then some disgusting obese amazon walks by, getting rid of your erection, as your penis falls, it is a lope.

That chick is hot!<pointing left> She isnt, what a lope. Oh no.

lope by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

pefnar 

Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason

"Dude, I was sitting in English class and I got a pefnar."
"There aren't any hot chicks in my Spanish class, but I had a pefnar today."

pefnar by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

safe by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003