4 definitions by Royston Lodge

Xenos ex Machina

A plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of an extraterrestrial being.

Hey look, Superman saved the day by flying around the Earth really fast and turning back time! Thank goodness for Xenos ex Machina!

by Royston Lodge September 13, 2011

misthiocracy

Rule by Employees. (from Ancient Greek. misthios="paid servant" and kratos="power or rule")

Our boss would be completely helpless without his secretary. It's basically a misthiocracy.

by Royston Lodge April 16, 2015

retrostitute

1) A person who complains loudly after getting fucked, in the hopes that their complaints will result in payment of some sort.

2) An attention whore.

A prostitute gets paid before the act. A retrostitute tries to get paid after the act.

by Royston Lodge September 20, 2018

Arterioscleriscious

The state in which a food's deliciousness is directly proportional to the likelihood that it will harden one's arteries.

A BLT made with an entire pound of bacon? Arterioscleriscious!!!

by Royston Lodge December 8, 2011