Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

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Tugboat

The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

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Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

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Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

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When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

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An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.

"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"

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A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.

"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."

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