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The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.
"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.
"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

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Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.
"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009

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Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.
"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009

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A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.
"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009

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