Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Whorebell

Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.

"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Tugboat

The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Urinal Horn

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Bee Gee Boogie

A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.

"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Locomotive

A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.

"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009