Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.
"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"
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"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009
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Get the Flomance mug.A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.
"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
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Get the Amazing Raceist mug.The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
Get the Ball & Oats mug.The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".
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