Definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society

Amazing Raceist 

A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.

"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."

Amazing Raceist by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Whood

An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.

"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"

Whood by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Locomotive 

A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.

"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."

Locomotive by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Thongle 

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.

"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"

Thongle by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Spilates 

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

Spilates by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Fu Man Ju 

An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.

"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"

Fu Man Ju by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Newbacca 

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

Newbacca by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009