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An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
Get the Thongle mug.The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Get the Amazing Raceist mug.A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009
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"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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