Roy Fenton's definitions

FART

Noun.

Acronym for Fast Action Response Team

"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"

by Roy Fenton October 15, 2006

Kortlander

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

SHIT

Noun.

Acronym for Super Hydraulic Instant Transporter

Apparently no SHIT's have been made yet with today's technology

by Roy Fenton January 2, 2007

Streed

Noun.

An imaginary animal, usually a four legged creature that one can ride on.

Barry is playing with his streed again, his imagination never seems to wear out.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Okty

Noun.

A lover of knowledge.
But by night is a secret porn star.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Doc Ock !!

Myra's an okty, I saw her secret web cam under in the drawer filled with philosophical essays.

by Roy Fenton October 11, 2006

Crabrock

Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.

The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

FUCK

Noun.

Acronym for First United Church of Kenya

"These missionaries were sent from FUCK to hold a fund-raiser."

by Roy Fenton January 24, 2007