Rowdy_801's definitions

Silly Jilly

The best radio dj in the damn world. Used to be on 103.5 Kiss FM in Chicago, but then she moved god-knows-where and was replaced by a mediocre dj.

Kiss FM has sucked ever since Silly Jilly left

by Rowdy_801 February 21, 2010

Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009

Heber City

Hick town in Utah, about an hour from Salt Lake. Everyone there is Mormon and loves four-wheeling and horses. Everyone drives a pickup.

She was born in Heber City, Utah to two parents who were also cousins.

by Rowdy_801 February 8, 2013

Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

by Rowdy_801 January 11, 2009

Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.

1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.

by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013

mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.

by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013

Erika Style Typing

To type random letters in an im/facebook chat/myspace chat, etc. conversation when you don't have anything else to say

Joel: Hey
Erika: Hey
Joel: Wat ^
Erika: Nmu?
Joel: Nm
(about 2 minutes later)
Erika: ajkgsdajd
Joel: I shall call that Erika Style Typing

by Rowdy_801 December 2, 2009