Definitions by RoundenBrown

Emergency napkin stash 

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

Emergency napkin stash by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

Byack 

How a Michigander pronounces the word "back".

Michigander: "Come byack, soon!"

Byack by RoundenBrown October 6, 2019

Citybuster 

A high-yield nuclear bomb, so named due to its ability to destroy a large city.

A citybuster took out their capital in the opening salvo.

Citybuster by RoundenBrown October 4, 2019

Deathloop 

In a video game, where you save just before dying so that when you reload the save you instantly die.

Saved just as a Deathclaw found me in Fallout. Deathloop!

Deathloop by RoundenBrown October 1, 2019

FLAC Earth 

The belief that the planet Earth is actually a giant high-fidelity audio file

The Earth is not round, but rather we live on a FLAC Earth.

FLAC Earth by RoundenBrown September 16, 2019

Spannywanny

Of or pertaining to Spain.

The Spannywanny team won the 2019 FIBA World Cup.

Spannywanny by RoundenBrown September 15, 2019

Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

Glorified Seaman by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019