Definitions by Rosslyn Maleman
#AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote
How appropriate that an Absentee President was taken down by an overwhelming number of Absentee Votes
Hey Johnny, what's our president done lately to try and control the worldwide pandemic?
Oh, sorry "Karen", he's absent. I guess he's just an #AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote
Oh, sorry "Karen", he's absent. I guess he's just an #AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote
#AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote by Rosslyn Maleman November 6, 2020
rapist-in-chief
rapist-in-chief by Rosslyn Maleman April 10, 2017
majicJack
1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
majicJack by Rosslyn Maleman February 9, 2010
A Buck Fifty
ME: Is your son a UD editor?
UD Editor's Mom: Why yes, he is.
ME: Here's a buck fifty, get on it!
UD Editor's Mom: Slurping sound herd
UD Editor's Mom: Why yes, he is.
ME: Here's a buck fifty, get on it!
UD Editor's Mom: Slurping sound herd
A Buck Fifty by Rosslyn Maleman December 6, 2009
Falcon
The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you
Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you?
Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!
Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!
Falcon by Rosslyn Maleman October 16, 2009
Twitter Bites
Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.
Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!
Twitter Bites by Rosslyn Maleman June 4, 2009
GFYM
Go Fuck Your Mother! Also know as "The four words guaranteed to start a fight!" Use it when everyday insults, just won't do! Very much like GFY, only better.
GFYM by Rosslyn Maleman January 8, 2008