Rosslyn Maleman's definitions

#AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote

How appropriate that an Absentee President was taken down by an overwhelming number of Absentee Votes

Hey Johnny, what's our president done lately to try and control the worldwide pandemic?

Oh, sorry "Karen", he's absent. I guess he's just an #AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote

by Rosslyn Maleman November 6, 2020

Twitter Bites

Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.

Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!

by Rosslyn Maleman June 4, 2009

rapist-in-chief

Did you hear The Donald blindly defend Bill O'Reilly against sexual harassment charges?

Normal Person. The Donald is such a Rapist-in-Chief

by Rosslyn Maleman April 10, 2017

GFYM

Go Fuck Your Mother! Also know as "The four words guaranteed to start a fight!" Use it when everyday insults, just won't do! Very much like GFY, only better.

Hey Johnny, Go Fuck Your Mother! Or just GFYM

by Rosslyn Maleman January 8, 2008

Falcon

The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you

Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you?
Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!

by Rosslyn Maleman October 16, 2009

Jit Stain

Just a general insult. Remember this from my youth in the 70s. Guess it means worthless!

Hey Jit Stain, come over here!

by Rosslyn Maleman December 9, 2007

A Buck Fifty

If you are a UD Editor, it's how much I paid your Mom to blow me!

ME: Is your son a UD editor?

UD Editor's Mom: Why yes, he is.

ME: Here's a buck fifty, get on it!

UD Editor's Mom: Slurping sound herd

by Rosslyn Maleman December 6, 2009