14 definitions by Ross Sewage

go 9/11

Verb.

The act of becoming a nationalist while unleashing cascades of jingoistic pablum following a tragic event exploited by one's government. This nationalism is characterized by support for an aggressive foreign policy, a police-state, xenophobia, fundamentalism, and for any policies of the controlling party's platform even at the expense of fiscal logic. It is commonly a complete reversal of an individual's past political stance.

Present tense: going 9/11; Past tense: went 9/11

When did Southpark go 9/11 and stop being funny?

by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006

impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

southparked

To be chosen as a safe object for public ridicule and parody by cowards who make a great showing of their supposed bravery.

Man, they sure showed those peace-loving hippies, gays, cripples, and recovering alcoholics a thing or two when they southparked them!

by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006

Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

forever

A finite amount of time a whiny bastard would like you to think was longer than it was.

I have been waiting here for you to pick me up forever. Gah!

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006

brown julius

The end product of defecating in a urinal. Also can be used as a verb.

My friends totally dared me to brown julius in the Denny's restroom.

I left a nasty brown julius in the urinal there.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006