Ross Sewage's definitions

impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

forever

A finite amount of time a whiny bastard would like you to think was longer than it was.

I have been waiting here for you to pick me up forever. Gah!

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

numbskulled

the state of inebriation whereupon a shy or old metal head will mosh it up and likely be in danger of sustaining severe injury.

Jeremy was so numbskulled last night, he totally jumped in the pit with the karate kids and slipped a fuckin' disc!

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

karate kid

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio

I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Rxxx

a prescription for filth and depravity.

The dude couldn't rock and out and have a good time, so I gave him an Rxxx.

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

list

1. the last tool for lazy writers who want to show how hip their knowledge is.
2. a way for people's tastes to be researched, commodified, and totally exploited on online sites such as myspace.com
3. an item so overused in lieu of actually creating something, that it signifies the end of innovation and the impending apocalypse of popular culture.

I wish people would stop making lists of crap like in that mediocre movie, High Fidelity.

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006