Ross Sewage's definitions

list

1. the last tool for lazy writers who want to show how hip their knowledge is.
2. a way for people's tastes to be researched, commodified, and totally exploited on online sites such as myspace.com
3. an item so overused in lieu of actually creating something, that it signifies the end of innovation and the impending apocalypse of popular culture.

I wish people would stop making lists of crap like in that mediocre movie, High Fidelity.

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

brown julius

The end product of defecating in a urinal. Also can be used as a verb.

My friends totally dared me to brown julius in the Denny's restroom.

I left a nasty brown julius in the urinal there.

by Ross Sewage October 25, 2006

Rxxx

a prescription for filth and depravity.

The dude couldn't rock and out and have a good time, so I gave him an Rxxx.

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

forever

A finite amount of time a whiny bastard would like you to think was longer than it was.

I have been waiting here for you to pick me up forever. Gah!

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

numbskulled

the state of inebriation whereupon a shy or old metal head will mosh it up and likely be in danger of sustaining severe injury.

Jeremy was so numbskulled last night, he totally jumped in the pit with the karate kids and slipped a fuckin' disc!

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006