Ross's definitions

Bizzle

cool, hip, really bangin

that jacket is bizzle

by ross September 3, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 8, 2003

shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.

that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.

by Ross July 28, 2004

bottlerocket

the act of doing a girl from behind (doggystyle, when suddenly an erect penis is jammed into the girls tight butthole, and to her dismay, so surprised to feel a hardened penis enter such an orifice so quickly and unexpectedly, she becomes so shocked and frightened, where she then rampently shoots across the room, much like a bottlerocket would do when ignited.

stated quite clearly in the defn

by Ross January 24, 2004

Ricer

Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.

Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.

by Ross January 31, 2005

cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

by Ross August 29, 2003

rossturbator

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

by ross March 5, 2004