Ross's definitions

potty slammer

One who inserts his penis into another (mans) anus repeatedly, with a large degree of force.

Wow, look how damaged jakes asshole is! I'll bet his potty slammer of a boyfriend pummeled his poo chute hard!!

by Ross September 13, 2004

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.

"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"

by Ross February 3, 2004

vachichi

is a synonym for vagina (see giner)

i annihilated that vachichi(giner)!

by Ross October 10, 2004

oy

(sense 1): Interjection signifying pain, weariness, disgust, resignation, etc. Very often part of oy vey or oy vas mir. Compare to English Jeez. (from Yiddish "oy", probably from old German; probably cognate to English "oh").

(sense 2): Interjection signifying annoyance. Very similar to sense 1, but more annoyed than resigned. (Probably from Cockney accent of English "Hey".)

(sense 3) Greeting meaning "hello" or "Hi". (Probably from Cockney "hi").

(sense 1) Oy, my feet hurt.

(sense 2) Oy! What the 'ell do ya think you're doin'?

(sense 3) Oy, mate! 'ow's it goin'?

by Ross November 6, 2003

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 5, 2004