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Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
mugGet the Butt Weaselmug.

Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
mugGet the Salami Smugglermug.

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.
Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.
by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018
mugGet the Gomermug.

cocktail whore

A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
mugGet the cocktail whoremug.

pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018
mugGet the pickup truck gomermug.

wang waver

A Flasher, Weenie Waver. A man who exposes himself in order to satisfy his sexual proclivity
The women walked down the wooded path, not knowing that the Wang Waver was waiting up ahead, getting ready to flash his junk at them.
by Rory O'Doul December 7, 2018
mugGet the wang wavermug.

dweezlepacker

That Dweezlepacker came at me for a quicky in the alley behind the club.
by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022
mugGet the dweezlepackermug.

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