A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
by Rory O'Doul October 15, 2023
A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019
A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.
by Rory O'Doul December 04, 2018
the Bistro was loaded with possible wine fuck women, who were ready to go to town with just a few glasses of vino bought by some horny guy.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys
Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
by Rory O'Doul October 02, 2018