lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

oral respirator

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.

Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

eco tedious

Someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on.

Please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious.

by Roopybabe November 23, 2013

tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

frompton

When you are convinced that you are about to fart loudly in a public place and when, you can hold it no longer, the fart is released it actually just makes a small squeak then you have committed a Frompton.

I was in class and was sure I was brewing one big enough to blow the roof off but, to my relief, it was just a Frompton.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

knobability

To be a woman of great beauty who has great sexual attractiveness.

There's no doubt about it, she has knobability.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013