Roobeer's definitions

Mikemayhem

A pig boi who was put on this earth with one sole purpose.. to service my cunt

Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much

by Roobeer April 26, 2022

Pink n big

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs

While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.

by Roobeer March 11, 2020

Dufalingus

A dufus with a strong tongue game

Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.

by Roobeer March 28, 2020

soot dick

Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick

JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him

by Roobeer October 27, 2020

Penny Trait

A secreting copper toned pecker that only cums out in the a.m. and penny traits all pulsating caverns on sight no genitals are discriminated on

Todd and destiny went to a pimp and ho party in late Vegas and got their penny trait on after hours at a LGBTQ party they decided not to tell rich or black dog and keep it on the low

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

jerjer

A ginger snap twink with a hairy
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock

During happy hour at the Little shrimp, I saw Jerry all sweaty doing the jerjer in the go go cages.

by Roobeer March 12, 2020