Barbed wired little guys that lie dormant like a blanket on top of the pubic bone regime and stay in tact by bulbs and skin
The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.
by Roobeer March 03, 2021
Get the Pubesmug. Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
by Roobeer September 22, 2020
Get the Portobello beltmug. When I was beboppin in the club, I stumbled across some nice Yung tenders, in my mind I was like I gotta get me some tenderoni pronto, my balls hurt
by Roobeer March 12, 2020
Get the Tenderonimug. A ginger snap twink with a hairy
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
by Roobeer March 12, 2020
Get the jerjermug. A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack
As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee
by Roobeer September 28, 2020
Get the From Unda Cheesemug. A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 07, 2020
Get the Hasselhoffmug. A sensual and flirty fragrance created by man for man, organically!! Because ORGANIC matters..so do MEN!!
Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!
by Roobeer September 23, 2020
Get the MuskHavemug.