A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack
As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee
by Roobeer September 28, 2020
A ginger snap twink with a hairy
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
by Roobeer March 12, 2020
When I was beboppin in the club, I stumbled across some nice Yung tenders, in my mind I was like I gotta get me some tenderoni pronto, my balls hurt
by Roobeer March 12, 2020
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
by Roobeer September 22, 2020
A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 07, 2020
A sensual and flirty fragrance created by man for man, organically!! Because ORGANIC matters..so do MEN!!
Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!
by Roobeer September 23, 2020
Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee
Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.
by Roobeer March 12, 2020