Definitions by Roobeer

Soot pipe 

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

Soot pipe by Roobeer October 24, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

Flap Meat by Roobeer October 10, 2020

From Unda Cheese 

A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack

As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee

From Unda Cheese by Roobeer September 28, 2020

Fist Bump 

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper

On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again

Fist Bump by Roobeer September 27, 2020

MuskHave 

A sensual and flirty fragrance created by man for man, organically!! Because ORGANIC matters..so do MEN!!

Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!

MuskHave by Roobeer September 23, 2020

Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Freehole 

Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole

We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee

Freehole by Roobeer May 23, 2020