Roobeer's definitions

Living like larry

A crustaceous rock lobster with very large talons that were meant for pinching underwater tube steaks smothered in waterproof underwear

I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Tenderoni

The youngest of tender meat, 18+ of course

When I was beboppin in the club, I stumbled across some nice Yung tenders, in my mind I was like I gotta get me some tenderoni pronto, my balls hurt

by Roobeer March 12, 2020

Soot pipe

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

by Roobeer October 24, 2020

Pubes

Barbed wired little guys that lie dormant like a blanket on top of the pubic bone regime and stay in tact by bulbs and skin

The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.

by Roobeer March 3, 2021

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

From Unda Cheese

A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack

As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee

by Roobeer September 28, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020