Ron j's definitions

Cunt-Lashed

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Fanny Dags

Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam.

Look at your girlfriend!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Heath (Sex God)

Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy

Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..

Ohhh sex

by Ron j October 1, 2003