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Definitions by Ron J

Hairy Axe Wound 

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..
Hairy Axe Wound by Ron j October 1, 2003

Cunt-Lashed 

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up
Cunt-Lashed by Ron J September 29, 2003

Fanny Dags 

Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam.
Fanny Dags by Ron J September 29, 2003

Hairy Clam 

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.
Hairy Clam by Ron J September 29, 2003

Heath (Sex God) 

Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy
Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!
Heath (Sex God) by Ron J September 29, 2003

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.
Flob Cobber by Ron J September 29, 2003