Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Heath (Sex God)

Sexiest beast in the world and shreds shit up on guitar. Anyone with the name heath is tha SHIT!! and has a 13 inch cock like Ron Jeremy

Watch the movie Desperado and check out Antonio Benderas. times that bloke by ten and there you have it. A Heath!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Cunt-Lashed

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Fanny Dags

Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam.

Look at your girlfriend!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..

Ohhh sex

by Ron j October 01, 2003