if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 27, 2025

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astrology

The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 14, 2025

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Airbus A400M Atlas

When a Boeing C-17 and Lockheed C-130 had a baby.

The Airbus A400M Atlas is an interesting military aircraft.

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 07, 2025

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juicero

An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.

juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 27, 2025

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VT-ANB

The reg of the 787-8 that crashed on the 12th of June being the first ever 787 to crash.

An air India Boeing 787-8, registration VT-ANB, crashed shortly after takeoff. It appears as if the fuel switches had been turned off leading to the engines turning off and the plane crashing.

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 19, 2025

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