shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

Shit dude! I got busted for a DUI a week ago and had to shawshank it until I was bailed out by my ex-girlfriend.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

fiss

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

saddle bags

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

membroid

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Sifu

The art of supplying a truthful response to someone's nagging, busy bodied question(s) such that the person feels as though their question has been satisfactorily answered but yet do not understand the answer and are unable to provide a follow up question to gain clarification for fear of appearing to be a dumbass when basically having to repeat the question.

I laid the Sifu on Jessica when she asked where I was last week. She's still clueless and has left me alone about it.

by Roland819 December 07, 2006