Definitions by Roland819

queen 

The lesbian leader of a group of lesbians out on the town who gets serviced all night by the drone lesbians around her. Easily detected when she is carried on the shoulders of the drones every time the lesbian-nation anthem "What's Going On" by the 4 Non Blondes plays on the juke box.

That queen sure has an attentive group of drones.

queen by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Teh 

A person that can't type and what non-typing motherfuckers repeatedly type in place of the word "the" while online chatting or online conversing.

John, you are teh most impotent thing in my life and I hope teh good times are never fogotten. {They usually can't type or spell anything else either}

Teh by Roland819 November 23, 2006

shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

Shit dude! I got busted for a DUI a week ago and had to shawshank it until I was bailed out by my ex-girlfriend.

shawshank by Roland819 November 23, 2006

washboard 

One of the primary instruments used by bands that consist of dumb, toothless, morons from the hills aka hillbillys. Usually accompanied by the jug and spoons as well as the single, clothes-wire, washtub bass.

Jethro is one badass washboard player. He taught hisself.

washboard by Roland819 November 23, 2006

shank 

An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.

Dude! You really shanked that Beefalo by playing AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Of Rosie" then following it up with Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" on the jukebox.

shank by Roland819 November 23, 2006