Weeble

A person who is too fucking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet unassisted. From "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down".
Jack is in Weeble mode and he thinks he's going to drive home. Fo sheezy.
by Roland819 December 06, 2006
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Ime

A state of self-absorbtion or a self-absorbing person, usually of female persuasion; who cares, talks and writes about nothing else but herself. Usually starts conversations and emails with "I" and whose subjects solely revolve around the words "I" and "me". Thus, "I" + "me" = "Ime".
"Kathy is such am Ime when we try to decide what to do for the evening. If it isn't what she wants we don't do it".

Once again Tina's war and peace email screams Ime. Why can't she leave it be?

by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
Shit dude! I got busted for a DUI a week ago and had to shawshank it until I was bailed out by my ex-girlfriend.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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ebullition

1. The state or process of boiling. 2. A sudden, violent outpouring, as of emotion. 3. Grammatical tense of the word ebull.
1. Wendelford! {butler} Have you brought my tea water to the point of ebullition? Also, bring the (Grey Poupon). 2. I got Wendy to the point of ebullition when I told her I backed my car up over her dog. 3. Ebull, ebullition, ebullitious. Fo (sheezy).
by Roland819 December 06, 2006
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lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.
Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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