Definitions by Roland819
Teh
A person that can't type and what non-typing motherfuckers repeatedly type in place of the word "the" while online chatting or online conversing.
John, you are teh most impotent thing in my life and I hope teh good times are never fogotten. {They usually can't type or spell anything else either}
shank
An act which is devoid of physical contact but performed as a means of hurting another via implications derived from material that was written, coordinated or said in such a manner as to directly mean one thing but understood by the targeted party as an act to inflict pain mentally or emotionally.
shawshank
The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".