Teh

A person that can't type and what non-typing motherfuckers repeatedly type in place of the word "the" while online chatting or online conversing.

John, you are teh most impotent thing in my life and I hope teh good times are never fogotten. {They usually can't type or spell anything else either}

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

MOTS

Acronym for more of the same.

Jimmy said he would change his ways but it was MOTS bullshit.

by Roland819 December 13, 2006

pigeon toed

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

by Roland819 December 06, 2006

buttb

Acronym for Belly Up To The Bar.

Time to punch out and head over to O'Malley's to get me some much needed BUTTB time.

by Roland819 November 25, 2006

comverse

The intentional act of transferring information to a non-interested or illiterate party during a routine conversation. "communicate" + "converse" = "comverse"

I'll try and comverse the green card information to Paco while we talk about tortillas.

by Roland819 December 06, 2006

hinie slide

The act performed by an indoor pet when it has a piece of crap stuck to it's rear or when the animal has worms crawling out of it's anus and drags it's rear end along the carpet to remove such attachments.

I wish we didn't have white carpets cause it's real obvious where Snowball did her hinie slide.

by Roland819 December 06, 2006

Weeble

A person who is too fucking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet unassisted. From "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down".

Jack is in Weeble mode and he thinks he's going to drive home. Fo sheezy.

by Roland819 December 06, 2006