Roland Bates's definitions

AirPods

A product created by Apple (yes another one), that looks like you would lose them every time you put them in.

Oh shit I dropped my AirPods, it’s so damn small I can’t find them. Oh well, better waste $150 on those peices of shit.

by Roland Bates January 24, 2018

Bob Saget

A magical 90’s dad who orphaned his friends and continually contemplates his live life.

Bob Saget played Danny Tanner on Full House

by Roland Bates January 12, 2018

Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

by Roland Bates January 16, 2018

Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

by Roland Bates October 18, 2021