Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Roland Bates

Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

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A product created by Apple (yes another one), that looks like you would lose them every time you put them in.

Oh shit I dropped my AirPods, it’s so damn small I can’t find them. Oh well, better waste $150 on those peices of shit.

AirPods by Roland Bates January 24, 2018

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The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

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A magical 90’s dad who orphaned his friends and continually contemplates his live life.

Bob Saget played Danny Tanner on Full House

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