Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.

Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.

by RogueSun July 31, 2008

Spaceket Case

A cross between a space cadet and a basket case. A sort of Ditzy meets ADHD. The person comes to you in a flurry of hyper/frenetic activity and hands off a task for you. They're in a major hurry to leave for something. Problem is that they forgot one or more key details that you need to be able to do your part.

Jill: God I wish he'd finish everything before he heads to happy hour.

Tim: What did he forget this time?

Jill: He didn't make the deposit. I can't process this without the money being there. God what a spaceket case.

by RogueSun January 02, 2008

Beerspiration

That whisky-barrel BO smell that occurs in people who drink to the point that they've started to sweat it out.

Jessica: Man can you believe he said that to me?

Patrick: Yeah. All he does is sit on the balcony and drink. Try to not go near him. He's got that nasty beerspiration smell.

by RogueSun September 08, 2008

Fauxberry

A fake, barely identifiable fruity taste associated with many popular softdrinks. It's a not quite grape, not quite raspberry taste. It reminds you of more than one thing but nothing in particular.

A new energy drink comes out in a flavor "Razzilicious" The ingredients say artificial flavors. It kind of has a hint of raspberry but there might be plum or kumquat or jack fruit or banana or passion fruit or concord grape thrown in. Kinda like the people staying at a motel who make fake margaritas by buying beer, orange juice and salt at a convenience store. The only word to describe it is simufruit orfauxberry.

by RogueSun July 01, 2009

Heterodontics

The dental specialty and practice of creating irregularities of the teeth, through reshaping and exotic capping techniques utilizing fangs, jewels, and other items.

Dr. Milner got a bit of ribbing from some colleagues when he installed his first set of fang caps. One of his emails said that he should change his sign to read "SPECIALIZING IN HETERODONTICS" As the referral business started to come in, those colleagues started to change their tune.

by RogueSun July 29, 2008

Googler

An evil gnomish/leprechaun-looking creature wearing blue, red, yellow and green that sneaks in and steals your pagerank.

Me: So how goes the blog biz?
Victim: Man the damn Googler got at my pagerank. I was a PR4. Now I'm a big fat ZERO.

by RogueSun March 19, 2008

nucular

A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.

"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.

by RogueSun October 11, 2004