peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 07, 2005

Huve

Huve is one of the most merciless arena players known to EverQuest. Well known for destroying lowbies.

Yeah, Huve is in the arena again; we are leaving.

by Roger October 14, 2004

fuxx0red

fuxx0red is l337 speak for fucked.

my c0mp is teh fuxx0red.

by Roger December 17, 2004

bit it

a general term for what you did when you get doored, face plant or somehow trip, slip or otherwise fall

Jim's skateboard landed on gravel. That's when he bit it.

by roger February 03, 2004

briggsy

word known around in states such new york, new jersey, and very little in Pennsylvania. means to be full of lots of stories, some being real but the majority fake. word also found in the dictionary next to bull shitter and liar and if you don't believe it then go look for yourself.

briggsy jinxed the axeman leaving philly by buying his hat

by roger March 02, 2005

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 03, 2004