13 definitions by Roger DeCoster

turkey burp

The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.

"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

wob

Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.

"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005