Definitions by Rodolfo S.J,

gay as a bluebird 

As gay as any bird species. For many birds such as chinstrap penguins homosexuality is common.

That guy was as gay as a bluebird

gay as a bluebird by Rodolfo S.J, August 20, 2017

chivalry 

Courtesy towards women

*Jeff, Jim, and Katie are playing soccer*

*Jeff attempts a 30 yard kick on Jim*

Jeff: Go get it Jim.
Jim: No you go get it!
Jeff: Katie go get it.
Katie: Ugh...chivalry is so dead.

chivalry by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

ah shee son 

ah-shee-son v. inte. Pronounced: AH-shee-soYnn

Surprised by something; overwhelmed

excited; very happy

Example 1:
JaJa: Dude, new episode of CSI: Miami is on
GenGen: Ah shee son!

Example 2:
JaJa: ...
GenGen: wat
JaJa: Halo 4 exclusively for PS4
GenGen: Ah shee son.

ah shee son by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

aw fuck naw 

Used when overwhelmed by something absurd or displeasing.

JaJa: omfg Halo 3 is gonna cost $99.00
GenGen: wtf mate
JaJa: aw fuck naw I am NOT gonna pay 90 bucks for it
GenGen: Word

aw fuck naw by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

for cereal 

The combination of SErious and for REAL.

JaJa: Xbox 360s went on a recall because Mexicans made it.
GenGen: Lolz... for cereal?
JaJa: yah
GenGen: pwned

for cereal by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

gamer lines 

Permanent mark(s) on the belly, usually from a computer user sitting in his computer for too long. Usually occurs in gamers, computerholics, gamerholics, etc... Can be seen even if the user has not used the computer for a long time.

Gamer lines can be developed by following 4 easy steps:

1) Sit on your computer for a long time, for a period of one week.
2) Sit in different ways. Try putting your legs on your desk, or your feet on your desk, while crunched up. Have your left arm underneath your leg, in between your two legs.
3) Soon you'll start feeling the gamer lines developing on your belly. At first you might feel a slight pain within your stomach, but you will soon adapt to the change.
4) Once the gamer lines are fully developed, Take your shirt off, twist it around your head, Spin it like a helicopter, and enjoy your gamer lines.

*Takes shirt off before swimming*
John: Wtf?
Jason: Wat?
John: Wtf are those... lines??
Jason: Oh dude, dees my gamer lines. I got it within 2 days!
John: Sweet, I want some too.

*Before sex...*
Jason: Oh baby I'm sweaty, me take shirt off
Cindy: Eww gross
Jason: Ah goddamn it, not my gamer lines
Cindy: Gamer lines?
Jason: Yeah, my gamer lines.
Cindy: Heh, can I lick your gamer lines?
Jason: Uh... sure...

gamer lines by Rodolfo S.J, September 28, 2006

lollerskeet 

Yet another form of rofl, loller, lawl, lol, that was made up by a person with the internet alias "JaJa". He makes über leet skeet words.

Variations of this word are lollerskeetz, roflskeetz, and roflskeet, which all mean basically the same, just a different way of laughing.

Jimbo: z0mg lazerz pew pew pew lazers i t0taly pwn'j you.
Smurf 1: Wtf mate, lollerskeetz
Jimbo: ??
Smurf 2: ROFLSKEETZ he doens't know wat dat means, he's a ch00b.

JaJa: LOLLERSKEET
Smurfer: wtf mate
JaJa: fucking noob

lollerskeet by Rodolfo S.J, September 16, 2006