Definitions by Rodney Basil

Simpsons Talker 

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

Simpsons Talker by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004

Full Surface

Rap label that consists of Cassidy, Yung Wun, Mashonda, and Bounty Killer. The CEO of Full Surface Records is Swizz Beatz.

Cassidy was handing out some Full Surface samples.

Full Surface by Rodney Basil April 18, 2004

Unreliable 

Not able to be counted on; Not performing expected duties.

UrbanDictionary.com's definiton of pippie is very unreliable, as each one of the six definitons gives a different meaning for the word.

Unreliable by Rodney Basil April 10, 2004

minivan

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

minivan by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

dinger

Baseball terminology for "home run".

Jeromy Burnitz and Geoff Jenkins each launched three dingers in the same game.

dinger by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

suv

Government codename for the failed attempt to create a cool suburban car.

SUVs were originally designed for off-road driving or tugging heavy equipment, such as boats, but now they are basically minivans in disguise.

suv by Rodney Basil April 5, 2004

birthday 

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

birthday by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004