Rodney Basil's definitions

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Fun

Creating enjoyment and excitement all at once.

Baseball is fun, even if you are awful at it.

Quoting SpongeBob on UrbanDictionary.com is not fun. Those who do it should stop.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

emtarkanderundersgunderson

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

Los Coyotes

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.

Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

esp

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003