Rodney Basil's definitions

Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".

There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

dare

To challenge. Can be countered with a double-dare or the infamous triple-dog-dare.

I dare you to go two weeks without deodorant.

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

Bad Mother

A threatening person known for breaking the rules and not thinking twice about it.

That dude is one bad mother!

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Jealousity

This is, of course, not a real word. The real word is envy.

I said "Jealousity" one too many times in English class and was booted from said class for a week.

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

mamamia

An exclamation of surprise, often uttered by those of Italian ethnicity.

Mamamia! That's-a one good pizza!

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004