Rodney Basil's definitions

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Edd

Comes up with all the crazy contraptions for the Eds of the famed cul-de-sac on Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Wears a sock on his head, and hides something that has never been seen and never will be seen. Referred to as "Double D".

"I love chickens, Double D!"

-Ed

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

biggie little

Midget in NBA Street Volume 2.

Biggie Little has got to be the worst of the Street ballers.

by Rodney Basil October 23, 2003

Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003

Texaco

One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.

R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.

B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.

by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004