Rodney Basil's definitions

Hypocrite

Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.

RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

biggie little

Midget in NBA Street Volume 2.

Biggie Little has got to be the worst of the Street ballers.

by Rodney Basil October 23, 2003

mamamia

An exclamation of surprise, often uttered by those of Italian ethnicity.

Mamamia! That's-a one good pizza!

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

jinkies

Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.

Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004