A's

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.

1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.

by Rodney Basil May 05, 2004

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

minivan

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

by Rodney Basil April 06, 2004

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

flamboozled

To be utterly stupefied.

The cops were flamboozled by the robber's trickiness.

by Rodney Basil October 23, 2003

stylin'

Send us a picture of you in your Urban Dictionary T-Shirt.

by Rodney Basil November 01, 2003

A Jillion

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.

I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004