Teenagers

Human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.

Teenagers annoy me despite the fact that I am one.

by Rodney Basil August 20, 2004

bowler derby

Small hat with a rounded top. Often worn by British folks or oldsters.

I just bought 12 bowler derbies! Let's have a party!

by Rodney Basil October 08, 2003

Los Coyotes

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.

Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

hoagie

Sub sandwich.

Hoagies are in the city, SubWay is in the suburbs.

by Rodney Basil September 29, 2003

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 02, 2004

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003