Rod Brock's definitions

hobbit hole

In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.

Frodo retired to his hobbit hole to write "There and Back Again."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.

And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

bibble buns

A large set of buttocks, heavily laden with cellulite, with a tendency to jiggle when set into motion.

Check out Betty bibble buns over there - I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit if my ass looked like that.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

wallflower

Perennial plant native to southern Europe, bearing fragrant yellow and orange flowers. The name is derived from the fact that the plant, when naturalized to a region, is often found growing out of the nooks and crannies in an old wall, or a cliff. The natural tendency for this plant to separate itself from the other denizens of a formal garden, and grow in isolated locations, doubtless led to the use of the term "wallflower" to describe an anti-social, or shy individual, who lingers in the background, against the wall, as it were, at social occasions.

The heady fragrance of wallflowers growing on the embankment wafted up to me.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006