Rod Brock's definitions

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

bibble buns

A large set of buttocks, heavily laden with cellulite, with a tendency to jiggle when set into motion.

Check out Betty bibble buns over there - I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit if my ass looked like that.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

coulee

A dry canyon eroded by Pleistocene floods that cut into the lava beds of the Columbia Plateau in the western United States, the walls of which may resemble the Mesas common to the U.S. desert southwest. Grand Coulee Dam, in Eastern Washington, once the largest dam in the world, is named after the "Grand Coulee" which stands nearby.

If you ever visit Grand Coulee Dam, stay overnight in Electric City and be sure to catch the colored lightshow on the spillways after dark.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Italian triple

When manually stimulating a woman's private parts, applying a thumb to the clitoris, inserting one or two fingers in the vaginal canal, and a finger into the anus.

A couple minutes of Italian triple and she was ready to climb the wall.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

snob hill

An upscale neighborhood populated by rich, pretentious persons. A play on words after San Francisco's "Nob Hill" neighborhood, which is often characterized as "swanky" and "upscale."

He thinks he's a real big dog now that he's moved up to snob hill.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005