Rod Brock's definitions

Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.

The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

shrimp

A small, underdeveloped person, most often male. A "90 pound weakling."

Adj. - shrimpy

That kid is a shrimp - you could take him with one hand tied behind your back.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.

If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

saber rattler

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

by Rod Brock March 10, 2007

one eight one

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.

One eight one is my lucky number, baby.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

love nuts

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007