Rod Brock's definitions

ETH

Used by UFO enthusiasts as an abbreviation for "Extraterrestrial Hypothesis," referring to the belief of some that UFO reports represent sightings of alien spacecraft.

I neither accept nor reject the ETH. Quite frankly, I don't know what UFOs are - they're UNIDENTIFIED.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

slider

A "silent but deadly" fart.

Somebody was makin' sliders in class.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.

Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

spinach

American currency. The greenback.

I dream of finding a bag of spinach in the ditch every night.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006