RocketMan 's definitions

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.

He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Phone Sex

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.

I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Mognerm Werbatfik

1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.

Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?

by Rocketman December 23, 2004

Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

by RocketMan February 3, 2021