kissanime

The place where you go to watch anime illegally but don't tell anyone i told you this

i watch anime on kissanime because the dvds are too fucking expensive.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Sakura Matou

Younger sister of Rin Tohsaka and makeshift Holy Grail for Zouken's evil desires. She is the main heroine of the third route in Fate/stay night.

When she merges with Angra Mainyu after slaying her abusive stepbrother Shinji, she becomes Dark Sakura with a virtually endless supply of magical energy and commands Saber Alter.

Person 1: Bruh, Sakura Matou from Fate is the best girl.

Person 2: Yeah. What shinji did to her is fucked up.

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

Twat Oven

When you put your dick in the vagina and twist the clit like a dial to heat your meat

Quentin: I used that pussy like a Twat Oven.
Norman: You useless sack of shit.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Souichirou Kuzuki Gaming

Kuzuki from Fate/stay night is a speedrunner who knows how to do the cruise boost from Battle for Bikini Bottom and is a top level runner of the game.

Caster: Welcome to Souichirou Kuzuki Gaming and today my master will be doing an Any% run of BFBB!
Kuzuki: Semen.

by RockManZero3 March 17, 2020

My Faggot Academia

What people who hate that piece of shit show My Hero Academia call it.

Kanye West: Yo I love My Hero, that show cums. Bakugo is best boy.
Eminem: More like My Faggot Academia. Worst shit I ever seen, man.

by RockManZero3 March 16, 2020

Robogina

When a girl's vagina acts mysteriously like a machine. Symptoms include the pussy clamping down like a stapler, buzzing when not refilled, and ejecting your penis if it cannot read it.

I almost got some last night, but that robogina was too freaky for me.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020