UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Raponator

When someone gets raped, but the rapist is simultaneously eating a Baconator from Wendy's.

That raponator better get locked up for what he did!

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed

Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Vanilla Dome

The third location in Super Mario World, but also a term that can refer to a place filled with only white people.

Randy: Wow, there are no blacks here in Burger King.
Dick: Yeah. This is a Vanilla Dome.
Randy: I get that reference.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

McNiggle

When an African American bites into a McGriddle, it becomes a McNiggle.

Jamal: Hey, can I get a McGriddle and a medium Coke?
McD employee: sure, that will be $7.44. Enjoy your McNiggle.

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

2020

The year of the Coronavirus, celebrity deaths like Kobe Bryant, the premiere of the Sonic movie, lots of big titty anime women, constant arguments over transgenders on Twitter.com, and threats of World War 3.

The start of a new decade, and it's a clusterfuck.

Us in 2019: 2020 is gonna be so much better...
Us in 2020: Fucking end me before WW3 does.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020