6 definitions by Rock your rockhard
The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.
"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.
by Rock your rockhard February 10, 2023
The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 7, 2022
An immigrant, or child of an immigrant, that makes sure to close the metaphorical door behind them to stop other immigrants from coming in. Some portazos reiterate xenophobic talking points about immigrants and refugees to fit it with citizens. Portazos can be ethnocentric about the original country and their new adopted country. Others just care about their new adopted country; forgetting where they came from. While the term is used for the hispanic/latin community, it isn't limited to that community.
Portazos were on Fox news talking about how this nation is being overrun with migrants who aren't the best or brightest. Meanwhile, Portazos in congress were talking about new policies making it harder for people coming in and limit rights for existing migrants.
by Rock your rockhard January 20, 2022
Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.
Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.
by Rock your rockhard November 1, 2021
When the thought of hunger is so overwhelming, you consider just for a moment that the flesh of man/woman wouldn't be so bad. In turn, causing one to commit the act of cannibalism. Usually used ironically when someone is so hungry. It's the new way to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
The people at Terminus were so hungry, they had a North Korean Barbecue.
"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan
"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan
by Rock your rockhard January 20, 2022
The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.
Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.
by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023