Motorist: "This is the fifth time this year my car has stopped running!"
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."
by Robert Sanvagene March 28, 2020
Shortened form of "dooverlackie". A whatchamacallit. You know, a thingmabob. It's like a doohickey but not quite. Commonly used in Australia.
by Robert Sanvagene December 21, 2023
1. Random Breath Test. A procedure used by police officers to identify motorists who are driving under the influence of alcohol.
2. Random Brake Test. A defense mechanism against tailgaters, whereby the driver being tailgated applies a small amount of pressure to the brake pedal to trigger the brake lights without slowing down their vehicle.
2. Random Brake Test. A defense mechanism against tailgaters, whereby the driver being tailgated applies a small amount of pressure to the brake pedal to trigger the brake lights without slowing down their vehicle.
1. Stevo lost his licence when he got done for drink driving by an RBT
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2. "There's some cunt in a Ranger right up my clacker even though there's like six cars ahead of me and they're all doing the fucken speed limit. Better give old mate the RBT."
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2. "There's some cunt in a Ranger right up my clacker even though there's like six cars ahead of me and they're all doing the fucken speed limit. Better give old mate the RBT."
by Robert Sanvagene November 09, 2023
A polite way of calling someone a shithead, a fuckhead, a fuckwit or a fucktard. Portmanteau of fuck and caca.
by Robert Sanvagene August 17, 2019
A river in the Australian outback, located somewhere between the Back of Bourke and the Black Stump.
by Robert Sanvagene September 06, 2021
Small-medium sized SUV made in South Korea by Daewoo from 2007 through 2019. Sold by GM under the Chevrolet and Holden brand names. Notorious for premature engine and transmission failures.
Me: "How's the wife's RAV4 going?"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"
by Robert Sanvagene March 28, 2020
As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.
Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"
by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022