Robert J. Melrose's definitions

Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.

ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003

bum titties

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.

ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003

Bung

Word for exclamation.

Shes the SLUT! Bung!

by Robert J. Melrose May 19, 2003

bum meat

what faggots have for dinner...

oooohhh...theres some nice bum meat on Will & Grace tonight...especially that poof who thinks hes a bigger poof than he actually is....ooohh

by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003

Bin Fucker

Boong Rapist who roots bins

That Ernie Dingo sure is a Bin Fucker!

by Robert J. Melrose May 20, 2003

Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.

Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003