dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004

Lickies

The left over food on a plate or bowl given to the family pet to clean up.

"Come here Toonses, there's meat and gravy lickies left on my plate."

by Robert August 24, 2003

mizzou

Missouri University. mizzou sports is one of the things that everyone in columbia obsesses over (along with the cities of St Louis and KC (not the NFL teams, but the cities themselves because they are so "hard," and "gangsta")). over half of the people at hickman wear mizzou clothing on a daily basis, which i find very sad.

you'll never find anythign mizzou on me, but you can find SD on me. as much as i dislike mizzou, i'll probably end up going there because of the fact that i live in columbia (how unfortunate)

by robert March 18, 2005

wrench

seth mermelstein or another loser of the same status

So, wrench, how's your crappy life?

by Robert January 24, 2005

mweeh

A Dutch word, which is oftenly used when you haven't got anything to say.

Hello, how are you? I'm fine - long silence - MWEEH MWEEH!!!

by Robert December 11, 2003