Definitions by Robbie
Glassbitch
Glassbitch by Robbie March 2, 2004
slug
secretary spread
the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
secretary spread by Robbie February 19, 2004