Definitions by RobYo

switch gears 

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!

My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.

switch gears by RobYo June 19, 2008

glendale galleria  

Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.

Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."

glendale galleria by RobYo June 19, 2008

Episiotomy  

A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.

Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."

Episiotomy by RobYo June 19, 2008

solosuck

The ability of a man that can suck his own cock. Typically this involves vast flexibility and/or a long cock.

Guy1 I finally was able to solosuck!
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!

I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.

solosuck by RobYo June 19, 2008

solofuck 

The strange ability to bend his own cock into his own asshole.

Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!

I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.

solofuck by RobYo June 19, 2008

Nantucket 

A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"

Nantucket by RobYo June 19, 2008

Nymphette 

A sexy young (usually underage) girl. Typically dirty old men like the young ones.

-"Miley is hot! She really is a nymphette and you know how I roll; if there is grass on the field, play ball!"
-"I am going to have to register as a sex offender because I have a problem with these nymphettes."
-"I can't search for nymphette at work anymore because they caught me last week and I already have 2 warnings."

Nymphette by RobYo April 30, 2008