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A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!
There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the Nantucket mug.This BS "gang" that armenians in Glendale, Ca like to refrence so they can act hard. I find it amusing that they dress like Mexican gangmembers and say "AP!" like its a threat or something.
Ara bro, don't worry, we will have AP come kick his ass.
Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.
Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.
Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.
Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the armenian pride mug.This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the Red Wipe mug.Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.
Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the full doc mug.Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solofuck mug.1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chip mug.Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.
Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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