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Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.
Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solofuck mug.Instead of the logical definition of I.E. (which is a Latin translation of "That is"), some people decided it would be a great idea to abbreviate the Inland Empire and make it sound cool.
This area is located 37 miles inland in Southern California and has a desert like climate: either very hot or very cold. I don't know of any reason why anyone would want to go there.
There is nothing cool about and it appears to be getting worse. Recently, anyone that can't afford living in Los Angeles moved out to the Inland Empire which includes illegal aliens, and gang members.
Personally, when I hear I.E., I think of Internet Explorer and anyone that uses it to define the Inland Empire has an IQ of 10.
This area is located 37 miles inland in Southern California and has a desert like climate: either very hot or very cold. I don't know of any reason why anyone would want to go there.
There is nothing cool about and it appears to be getting worse. Recently, anyone that can't afford living in Los Angeles moved out to the Inland Empire which includes illegal aliens, and gang members.
Personally, when I hear I.E., I think of Internet Explorer and anyone that uses it to define the Inland Empire has an IQ of 10.
Dude, lets go to the I.E and kick it with the cholos and essays.
Lets buy a house in the I.E. and grow some corn in our back yard like the ranch we had in Mexico.
Lets buy a house in the I.E. and grow some corn in our back yard like the ranch we had in Mexico.
by RobYo April 29, 2008
Get the I.E. mug.A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.
Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
by RobYo April 30, 2008
Get the Episiotomy mug.This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the Red Wipe mug.1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chip mug.The constant staring of a typical male Armenian in Glendale, Ca. For some reason they stare at you like you are an alien or something. I am guessing that their parents never taught them that it was rude.
Frank- I went to the carwash yesterday.
Julie- Did they give you the Armo Stare?
Frank- Yes. They stared at me like I was naked.
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~Pedro- I went to the Starbucks in Glendale.
~Juan- Those Armos like the Armo Stare!
~Pedro- They think we are blind and don't notice them staring!
Julie- Did they give you the Armo Stare?
Frank- Yes. They stared at me like I was naked.
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~Pedro- I went to the Starbucks in Glendale.
~Juan- Those Armos like the Armo Stare!
~Pedro- They think we are blind and don't notice them staring!
by RobYo December 16, 2009
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