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Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solofuckmug. This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the Red Wipemug. 1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chipmug. -"Miley is hot! She really is a nymphette and you know how I roll; if there is grass on the field, play ball!"
-"I am going to have to register as a sex offender because I have a problem with these nymphettes."
-"I can't search for nymphette at work anymore because they caught me last week and I already have 2 warnings."
-"I am going to have to register as a sex offender because I have a problem with these nymphettes."
-"I can't search for nymphette at work anymore because they caught me last week and I already have 2 warnings."
by RobYo April 30, 2008
Get the Nymphettemug. The word is short for PREGNANT. This is probably the most HORRIBLE way you can attempt to make the word "pregnant" sound cute.
If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).
If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).
Guy 1 -"Dude, my girl is preggers"
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
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Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
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Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"
by RobYo April 30, 2008
Get the Preggersmug. The ability of a man that can suck his own cock. Typically this involves vast flexibility and/or a long cock.
Guy1 I finally was able to solosuck!
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!
I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!
I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solosuckmug. by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the trashmastermug.