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(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
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Get the clitoromaniac mug.That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
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Get the holitis mug.Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!
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Get the dumphole mug.(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
Get the clutter slut mug.(n.) A mass of mucous and saliva that is forcefully ejected from the mouth onto a person or object.
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
Lucy: "Ethel! Did you just hock a loogie in my coffee?"
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
by Rob Porter February 23, 2009
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