Definitions by Rob Porter

snot grabber 

(n.) A nasty euphemism for a handkerchief or a tissue.

Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.

Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?

snot grabber by Rob Porter January 4, 2009

Barbara's Bush 

(n.) The true origin of president George Walker Bush.

Nobody knew that Barbara's Bush would one day bear forth a fruit with the mentality of a vegetable.

Barbara's Bush by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

hoedown by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

gross ignoramus 

(n.) A person who is 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus.

"I move that we fire that smart-assed IT tech. He's a gross ignoramus."

gross ignoramus by Rob Porter July 20, 2008

dumphole 

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.

Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!

dumphole by Rob Porter May 15, 2008

clutter slut 

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

clutter slut by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

holitis 

(n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole.

That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.

She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.

holitis by Rob Porter December 31, 2007