gleet

(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).
Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?
by Rob Porter October 02, 2007
mugGet the gleet mug.

bouldermeister

(n.) Any brassiere (bra) that is at least a 38DD.
In her heyday, Liz Taylor's bouldermeisters were as big as circus tents.
by Rob Porter January 13, 2009
mugGet the bouldermeister mug.

barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 23, 2007
mugGet the barf meat mug.

bunghole

1. (n.) Synonymous with anus/asshole/ringpiece/balloon knot.

2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).
1. You have a rather nice looking bunghole. Mind if I insert my holepole into it for a bit?

2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.
by Rob Porter September 29, 2007
mugGet the bunghole mug.

scumbag slut

(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.
As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.

"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."
by Rob Porter March 02, 2009
mugGet the scumbag slut mug.

holitis

(n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole.
That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.

She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
by Rob Porter December 31, 2007
mugGet the holitis mug.

clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
mugGet the clutter slut mug.