Definitions by Rob D

foodsturbation 

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

foodsturbation by Rob D January 29, 2005

wooget 

A young, virgin pussy with no hair (a.k.a. female jailbait)

I got some wooget last night.

wooget by Rob D September 16, 2004

bald niple

A young, hairless ball-sack (a.k.a. male jailbait)

She fondled his bald niple.

bald niple by Rob D September 16, 2004

bingus 

Any object that does not have a known term or definition.

Hey, hand me that bingus over there.

bingus by Rob D September 10, 2004

sn0n

spawned from the depths of a random 4char AIM SN generator.
sn0n is all about the system haqing while wearing nothing and porn playin in a small window on ones desktop. Are YOU sn0n?

you got sn0n'd dude!

sn0n by rob d July 22, 2004

bare 

Extreme amounts of

there was Bare crewage advancing on us..

Then we found Bare bears

Hal has bare man-fetishes

bare by Rob D June 27, 2003

willybum 

a childish insult, generally used amoung 4-8 year olds meaning that the person is stupid

Keith is a willybum

willybum by Rob D April 1, 2003