cromat

an incredible MTG (magic the gathering, you heathen!) card

Ph33r m3, p171fu1 b31n65, f0r 1 h4v3 dr4wn (r0m4t!

by Rob October 29, 2003

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 04, 2005

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 03, 2004

Oedipus

A alias for a hacker once known as Taylox.

Oedipus is a shitty hacker.

by Rob September 07, 2004

rockafella

Comes from the streets. A word to describe someone who is accepted in a particular group or area.

"What's that guy doing on our side?"
"Yo, cool down, he's rockafella"

by Rob July 19, 2004

Austin

Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

by rob November 30, 2004